masturbatingashowerofcunts:

one-derections:

hhaahoran:

drunk niall with a rOSE IN HIS MOUTH im gonna need to ask u to leave italy immediately

are we going to ignore the fact that he seems to be talking on a shoe?? ok

can we just take a minute??

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my-mindpalace-is-the-tardis:

lets invent a game where whenever someone yells ‘reichenbach’ at you, you have to stumble and then trip and fall over the nearest object to you.

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My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

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rachael-likes-pie:

my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

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